Part 3: 3 wines (600 or so) hours later...

I must admit, I have been working on a project that has taken me away from this particular posting for the third wine I randomly bought and tried. However, recent news on the H1N1 vaccine have sparked some thoughts.

The vaccine will be going to the big house first priority. Which makes sense. A thought wave went through my head in passing... H1N1 kills everyone else in the world in a mass epidemic... and the prisoners will rule the world! The ones who WOULD know how to survive harsh situations the best right? Which works out well for http://www.bighousewine.com/

who is right next to the clink as we all rush to become criminals to get our share of the life saving.

First, you must sprint to the liquor store for this end of the world vaccine. Just incase your new plan to get in the big house takes a while. Alcohol kills viruses right? Make sure you pick up a bottle of every kind too, as each has it's unique flavor. Think of all the flavors medicine comes in... and you'll see where I'm going. It might be a while before you get your "normal person" chance in line.

I opened this bottle. no need for a wine opener... this one spins off for easy downing, just like flavored medicines. Halleluja. You get your moment to be Will Smith in "Hitch" as he downs Benadryl in the aisle... "C'MON!!" as you down it for the cure.

OK. Though slow down... this wine is something of a shock. It is as off colored in flavor as the folks you'd meet in the Clink. I literally said "Woah" out loud after the first sip. It needs a minute to hold you up, and steal your pearly tastebuds. It's scary, but you live through it, and you have this sense of, "if I could do that again knowing I'd be ok after, I'd do it in a heartbeat" Well. Wait that beat and make the hit again... 'cause the thrill gets better.

I had to go to the website... here it is again. I spent no less than an hour on there. It's most inspired. So land yourself in the slammer, or start slammin' down this wine tonight.